Dear Diary , I Survived

Today started normally, which should have warned me. I woke up late, stepped on my charger and blamed the floor for existing. Then I brushed my teeth while checking my phone and somehow dropped tooth paste on my shirt. Excellent I had been awake seven minutes and already needed customer support.

At breakfast, I confidently poured milk into my coffee before realizing the milk had expired yesterday, I started at the cup like it had personally betrayed me. Naturally, I sniffed it there times, because apparently I am now a professional dairy investigator. I made fresh coffee and pretended nothing happened.

On the bus , ibfound an empty seat and celebrated internally. Two stops later, someone sat beside me carrying a gigantic bag that occupied three seats, I moved closer to the window, folded myself into a human comma, and continued scrolling memes. Public transport teachers advanced geometry without changing tuition.

At college I walked into class feeling

Prepared only to discover everyone was discussing an assignment I had completely forgotten. I open my notebook with confidence. Then I quietly copied the questions from my help ful friend and decided that technically awareness of the problem was definitely the first step anyway.

Lunch was more successful. My friends and I bought something supposedly spicy took one bite, and immediately searched for water like survivors of a natural disaster. One friend started sweating another blamed the restaurant and I quietly finished my food because suffering becomes strangely acceptable when the meal costs money.

In the afternoon. I tried studying seriously. This lasted exactly eleven minutes. First I sharpened my pencil. Then I organized my notes. Then I watched one motivational video about productivity followed by another explaining why productivity video are useless. Somehow I achieved absolutely nothing while becoming extremely informed about procrastination.

By evening I was tired to negotiate with myself. I promised myself I would finish everything after dinner. Which is a lie I have repeated for years. After eating . I washed my plate. Answered messages watched a dog video and somehow ended up researching whether penguins have knees. They do

Now I am writting this dairy entry instead of sleeping, because apparently documenting my irresponsibillity counts as productivity. Today accomplished very little. Yet somehow it was excellent. I survived expired milk,spicy food, public transport geometry academic confusion and penguin research. Tomorrow can bring anything I have snacks and confidence.

And also today, I watched a random post about the island of haunted dolls. It was in Mexico and the story goes back to 1950's where there was a remote island and it needed a caretaker. A man was appointed for that job and when he was working one day, he discovered a girl drowning. The next day, the girl's doll has came to surface. He also believed that the girl's sould is haunting the island.

So to pacify the soul, he have been hanging a lot of dolls at the island at every place he finds for the following 50 years. And then one day he was drowned in the same exact spot he apparently found the girl. Strange coincidence? Idk..but talking about this with my friends was probably the highlight of my day.