What if I woke up as an Alarm clock?

I woke up today as an alarm clock, which immediately felt like a terrible career choice. My entire purpose was to scream at someone every morning and become the most hated object in the room. At 6.30, I did my job faithfully only to receive a violent slap.

I tried again at 6.35, hoping persistence would be appreciated. Instead, a pillow came flying across the room. By 7.00, she finally woke up, stared at me angrily, and blamed me for ruining her sleep.

The funniest part?. That night, she set me for 6:00 again. Apparently, being hated is still job security.